my mom is making giant pasta
dems some big pastas
Guess I should finally do this, huh? Shania, 18, America, Molecular Biology major. Probably 75% Supernatural, 15% science, 5% Doctor Who, 3% Music, 2% other. If you ever need to talk or just vent about anything, I will listen. I don't care who you are, I don't care what you've done, I don't care what you've been through, I don't care how simple or how bad it is, I will listen.
if you’re about to die, might as well try.
he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels totally safe and in control of the situation. then the guys hands are right next to the gun and he surprises him and immediately tilts the weapon up and away from him and yanks the arm down while thrusting his legs forward to kneecap the guy and manages to wrench the gun away
so shit now the second guy is on the ground with probably a broken knee and no gun and the first guy has the weapon and is fucking free and clear remember this me you need to remember this
the part that gets me is that they’re wearing the same uniform.
there are two types of people:
- those that piss with the door open when they’re home alone
- fucking liars
i ACTUALLY DONT BECAUSE ONE TIME I THOUGHT I WAAS hoME ALOne ANd i diD AND I WAS SINGING WAYWARD SON AND MY BROTHER OPENED THE DOOR LITERALLY SCREAMT BECAUSE WE BOTH…
do u ever have those thoughts like “you know what im going to start living life to the fullest and going on adventures and pushing myself and i’m going to become a better more satisfied person” and then continue to refresh ur dash for another two hours
I will go on…
people get mad at girls for being strippers… But when you can do THIS, you might as well get paid for it! Shit, it’s not even about taking your clothes off anymore your ass is defying fucking gravity, and that takes talent.
Reblog if you thought Arnold was wearing a skirt and thought no less of him because of it.
This is my son, Chester, who is nearly 4. He was invited to his friend Chloe’s birthday party today, the theme was prince and princesses. He asked if he could go as Sleeping Beauty, so I bought him a dress and put a cute little clip in his hair.
We arrived at the party to the following comments from the adults present:
“Oh that is just cruel.”
"Why did you make him wear a dress?"
"Poor little man, what’s your mummy playing at?"
"He’s going to hate you when he grows up."
"No way I’d let my son dress like a girl."
The fact is, Chester is almost completely gender neutral. I let him wear what he wants, be it boys or girls clothes, and he plays with whatever toys he likes. This usually involves him holding tea parties while wearing his pink Minnie Mouse top, jeans and a tiara. The guests are more often than not a mixture of Winnie The Pooh characters, dinosaurs, Barbie, Dora and solders, and they’re usually transported in his favorite fire engine.
When my husband arrived at the party later on, he was subjected to endless ridicule from the other dad’s present about how I must keep his balls in my back pocket because otherwise he would have put his foot down and not allowed Chester out like that. Oh, and by the way, our other son dressed as Ariel. When my husband pointed out that the boys were happy, and the mother of the birthday child made a point of saying how wonderful she thought it was that we allowed them freedom of choice and expression, they then stopped talking about it to our faces and started muttering about us behind our backs.
Interestingly enough, not a single child said a word about their choice of costumes, other than to compliment Chester on his new dress.
no but rly sam’s face whenever cas does something cute
he’s not judging or annoyed or mocking, he’s genuinely fond of the big old dork that cas is HE jUST THINKS HE’S SO ADORABLE HE SMILES AND THE LITTLE FURROW IN HIS BROW MELTS AWAY
HE JUST THINKS CAS IS ADORABLE
And this has been true since their first episode together. <3